blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

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pissant-of-doom:

fussyfangss:

themrcreepypasta:

waterbendingmedic:

3mbr:

THE SIXTH GIF IN YOUR GIF FOLDER REPRESENTS YOUR REACTION TO WORKING HERE FOR A WEEK

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OMG 

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BASICALLY

(Source: sasha-hashbraus)

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didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts)

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deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

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Girls yesterday in all of my classes:

rangerpone:

Hi I’m *name* and I like chipotle and frozen!

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oliveweed:

sebastiandebeste:

"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please

 

(Source: sebastiandebeste-archive)

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